Adam Gabatt, a reporter from The Guardian, called Donald Trump’s office and asked if Trump would release his college records and passport application. He spoke with an executive president there named Michael Cohen, who sounds like as big a jerk as his boss.

You know, I try not to wish anyone ill, but when Donald Trump passes on to the next plane of existence, the world will be a better place.

Or, as Lewis Black says in his current show, “Donald Trump is an asshole. And if you like Donal Trump…you’re an asshole.”

In any cause, the recording of this phone call shows you what a classy organization Trump runs.