The Times reports that US TV networks are hiring everyone with a British accent they can find.

But I wish the paper had addressed another question: Does anyone care? I don’t. I’m willing to bet that you don’t. As the Washington Post reports, a lot of English people don’t.

Thirty years ago when Diana got married, royal weddings and all they entailed — the 25-foot train, the horse-drawn carriages — were reserved for royals. But now that every bride on TheKnot.com expects no less, is there still a need to watch the real thing? Just look how excited we all got about Diana, and look how that marriage turned out. Fool me once, royals . . .

Also, Harry William and Kate give every impression of being two of the most boring people ever to walk the earth. So, you know…there’s that.

We fought a revolution a couple centuries ago to throw off a monarchy. Why are we having it stuffed down our throats now?