After I go and make myself root against a New York team—actually, not that hard when it’s the Jets—the Patriots choke!

As Dan Shaughnessy writes,

So this season goes down as a failure. It was a golden opportunity and it is gone. There are only going to be so many of these opportunities in the professional lifetime of Tom Brady. We all know the Patriots should have gone to Dallas.

Compounding the missed opportunity we have the emergence of the Jets. Make no mistake about it; the Jets are going to be a nightmare for years. Sunday’s shocker at Gillette is to the Jets what the 2004 American League Championship Series was to the Red Sox. Jet fans always are going to be able to throw this in the face of Patriots fans. Forever.

Yes! That is exactly right. The Patriots have allowed Jets fans to become even more obnoxious.

Which is saying something.

Dear God, help the Steelers to win. What kind of a planet could this be when teeming with insufferable, barely literate, prone-to-violence Jets fans?

Surely You don’t want that.

Go Steelers! Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease, win.