What would you do if you were spat on in your workplace?

Probably wipe it off and take a swing at the spitter, right?

Not New York busdrivers, who were spat on (an unfortunate) 51 times in 2009, according to the NYT.

What did they do?

They took, on average, 64 days off. Paid.

Being spat upon — having a passenger spit in your face, spit in your mouth, spit in your eye — is a physically and psychologically traumatic experience,” said John Samuelsen, the union’s president. “If transit workers are assaulted, they are going to take off whatever amount of time they are going to take off to recuperate.”

Don’t unions realize that this kind of absurdity that discredits them to the non-union public?

The next shoe to drop? Bus drivers who’ve either lied about being spat upon or paid someone to do it in order to get the boondoggle…