Well, first of all, they finally won a damn game. Nice work, Phil Hughes! (I am rooting for Hughes—after massive hype, then disappointment, it finally looks like he might be back on track. That would be awesome.)

Plus, the Bostons were obliterated by Cleveland, 9-8—a crushing defeat. So that’s good then.

Also: The Yankees are cutting ticket prices. Those $2600 seats? Now a mere $1250. Bargain!