The Idiocy of Warner Music
Posted on December 23rd, 2008 in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »
No one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the music business, an adage confirmed again by Warner Music’s decision to pull its videos from YouTube because talks over licensing fees have broken down.
This is a pet peeve of mine, as I frequently try to post videos on this blog only to see the maddening caption, “Embedding disabled by request.”
The request is made, of course, by the record company involved.
What possible good could that do? The videos I post don’t earn me any revenue (but so what if they did) and they might well make the record company some money. After all, if you see a video on this blog by a band you didn’t know but turn out to like, you might go out and buy music from that band.
And if you don’t, you won’t.
You certainly wouldn’t go searching YouTube for a band you’ve never heard or heard of.
So allowing bloggers like me to post videos is basically allowing people to publish advertisements for free.
But that argument, of course, makes too much sense. And so the music biz wants to charge YouTube—and bloggers, presumably—for posting videos.
If anything, this compensation arrangement should work the other way: YouTube should charge Warner Music for the right to post its videos online.
But….
In a statement, Warner Music said it “simply cannot accept terms that fail to appropriately and fairly compensate recording artists, songwriters, labels and publishers for the value they provide.”
Warner thus becomes the Plaxico Burress of the music industry, shooting itself in the foot leg.
If I ran YouTube, I would start negotiating directly with artists and their managers, offering them separate deals, and I would crush Warner Music like a bug.
Or, better yet, I would set up a free section of the site, and a section where users had to pay the record company licensing fee, and watch as the free section blossomed and the paid section withered and died. Just as Warner Music itself would—and will, if it keeps up this boneheaded scheme.
6 Responses
12/23/2008 11:41 am
If you ran YouTube and crushed Warmer Music like a bug, it would slink, mortally wounded, into the fissures of the earth and find a wet, dark place in which to recuperate, where it would then over time breed profusely and become a species of subterranean albino monster, whereupon — taking the moniker “Shannon” — one of its spawn would explode out of the toilet as you were taking your morning constitutional and, quite literally, rip you a new one!
Happy Holidays
— Your Friends at Warner Music
12/24/2008 1:13 am
Go ahead! Rip him a new one now! Like most bullies Richard squeals like a girl when his feelings are hurt, but has no problem with hurting others and having no remorse over it. But guess what?! Time Warner doesn’t care about your You Tubing! And will take you on, anytime any place, you low-life pathetic blogger! Get over it!
12/25/2008 6:32 pm
Yo bitch, Richard says he’ll meet you at the Equinox on 74th and Columbus (that’s Manhattan, you rube) for a little spin class competition. He’ll spin you blind then he’ll spin you like a top then he’ll pick you up and throw you against the wall. Then he’ll crush you like a bug with his bad boy UGGS! Don’t you be dissing the baddest blogger on the block, or you be long gone you little squishy thing!
12/28/2008 5:24 am
Spin class and uggs! lol Nice attempt at defense, little girl, but you’re making Richard sound gay! Next time leave out the clothing and exercise class references. lol
12/29/2008 11:42 am
oh gee — gay — really? i totally fluffed that! you see, i thought UGGS were a sh*tkicking workboot but i looked them up on the internet and it turns out they’re paris hilton’s fave footwear. what to do….
12/30/2008 2:40 pm
Don’t hate me because I’m so cute.