“I’m looking forward to meeting him, too. I’ve never met him before, but I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, second grade.’’

Sarah Palin on Joe Biden.

You know, I’m about the same age as Sarah Palin, and I pay pretty close attention to politics, and my state isn’t that far from Joe Biden’s. And I’m pretty sure that not once did I ever hear a single word about a Joe Biden Senate speech. So what are the odds of “I may be broke but I’m not flat-busted” Sarah Palin, growing up in Wasilla, Alaska, having heard anything about Joe Biden until, oh, a couple of months ago?

2nd Palin-on-Biden quote of the Day:

“I have to admit, though, he’s a great debater, and he looks pretty doggone confident, like he’s sure he’s going to win. But then again, this is the same Senator Biden who said the other day that University of Delaware would trounce the Ohio State Buckeyes. Wrong!

Dear God, help us….