Let Freedom Ring…like a Sharapovian Grunt
Posted on January 31st, 2008 in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »
In Slate, Anne Applebaum addresses one of the most important issues of our day: Why are there so many gorgeous female tennis players from the former Soviet Union?
To put it bluntly, in the Soviet Union there was no market for female beauty. No fashion magazines featured beautiful women, since there weren’t any fashion magazines. No TV series depended upon beautiful women for high ratings, since there weren’t any ratings. There weren’t many men rich enough to seek out beautiful women and marry them…..
But freedom (well, kind of) has changed everything!
In the past, you had to play chess or be a champion gymnast to come to international attention if you were born in the Eastern blocâchess and competitive sports figuring among the few party-approved export industries. Nowadays, stars in fields previously unsanctioned by the partyâcrime novelists, conceptual artists, computer whizzesâfrom Russia, Hungary, or Uzbekistan have a shot at fame and fortune, too….
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall indeed.
5 Responses
1/31/2008 11:33 am
Two thoughts came to mind on this post….
http://tinyurl.com/3bvfjs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBL_i9DLl68
eayny
1/31/2008 11:47 am
Wish I had put this on instead. Elmer can be needlessly scary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdBndu0YUM
eayny
1/31/2008 2:06 pm
I detect some irony, eayny. Very funny.
1/31/2008 8:36 pm
That has to be one of the stupidest articles of all time. Right up there with Michael Lewis’ piece on how hot his wife is (written right before they got divorced).
Did it not occur to Anne (who I know and she is very nice. She just really missed it here) that U.S. propaganda led us to believe Soviet women were ugly? Did it not occur to her that capitalist Britain produces mostly ugly women? That communist Cuba produces tons of hotties?
2/1/2024 8:38 am
7:36, what about Bridgette Nielson being forced on us in the midst of the Cold War? She was Sly Stallone’s gal in several (terrible) films of the mid-80s. You were supposed to believe that Russian women could kick your ass, but I never got the feeling we were supposed to think they were ugly (though you couldn’t make that argument with present-day Bridgette…yikes).