Rudy Giuliani is dropping out of the presidential race. Yay! Now, instead of cynically exploiting 9/11 in a presidential campaign, he can go back to cynically exploiting 9/11 in order to enrich his own coffers. Still offensive, but at least he’ll no longer be offering to turn this country into an armed camp so as to fulfill his delusions of omnipotence.

Meanwhile, John McCain is in serious need of some Crest White Strips. Dude looks old!