Are Patriots fans worried/irritated that quarterback Tom Brady seems to have moved to New York before the Super Bowl to hang out with girlfriend Giselle Bunchen?

You should be!

First of all, what, Giselle can’t go to Boston? We’ve never seen her there, but Brady is constantly in Manhattan. The Patriots quarterback is dissing his own town.

Second, shouldn’t he be practicing or something?

As the New York Post, which is reveling in Giants mania, puts it,

Meanwhile, [Eli] Manning got down to business in a different way. His older brother Cooper Manning said the quarterback is spending his free time studying plays and watching game footage. “He’ll be relaxing a whole lot less and getting more and more prepared for the game,” he said. Brady, on the other hand, may have been studying anatomy. “I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, because his mind is in a different place,” said sports psychologist Dr. Todd Hays.

I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, too, if I weren’t actually hoping for it.

Third, has Brady forgotten the Jessica Simpson curse? Tony Romo and the Cowboys sure haven’t.

Fourth, is Brady getting hair plugs?

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