Larry Craig: Still Not Gay
—The Washington Post

Despite a published report that he once fellated a man in a bathroom in Washington’s Union Station, Larry Craig insisted yesterday that he isn’t gay.

“I’m not gay,” he said.

This despite the fact that in 1999, during the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, Craig said—and I promise, I’m not making this up—

It’s a, ‘Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You’re a naughty boy.’ The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

Um…senator? You’re gay.