Bill Frist just announced that he won’t be running for president in 2008, thus saving us all the trouble of not voting for him.

(But what will he do with that mansion he’s building to look like the White House?)

This leaves McCain, Romney, Giuliani, Hagel, and maybe Newt. It’s McCain’s to lose, but this is a weak group. If I were the RNC chair, I’d be beating the bushes for someone else….


Bill Frist lives here. Seriously.