Thought that would get your attention.

Anyway, the New York Daily News—which is frantically trying to reclaim its top spot in the New York tabloid war by becoming more like the NY Post—says of Columbia that…

While their parents shell out $33,246 a year in tuition, Columbia University students doff their clothes at naked parties, flock to sex toys workshops, broadcast porn on campus TV, bake anatomically correct pies for the “Erotic Cake-Baking Contest” and heat up the steps of the Low Library in a mass makeout session called the “Big Kiss.

Good for them! They’re learning about their bodies and their selves.

Whatever happened to H-Bomb, by the way?