My Two Cents
Posted on October 28th, 2005 in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
It’s lately become a cottage industry among pundits to suggest ways for the Bush administration to reinvigorate itself. (You know who you are, David Brooks.)
I am not a pundit, though sometimes l play one on this blog.
So here’s one suggestion for how W. can get his presidency back on track: Immediately announce a Justice Department investigation of price-gouging by the oil industry.
Now, it’s possible that in doing so, the president would alienate some of his supporters, but I would enjoy that.
No, wait, let me rephrase.
It’s possible that he would alienate some of his supporters, but that could only be good for the country.
Hold on! Let me try again.
It’s possible that he would alienate some of his supporters, but the vast majority of hard-working Americans would welcome the move.
(There. That’s what I was trying to say.)
It’s also possible that Dick Cheney would keel over of a heart attack the instant such an investigation was announced, but, well, all three of the above.
Just kidding!
Seriously, here’s another suggestion for President Bush: Solicit Dick Cheney’s advice about every idea you have. And then do the exact opposite of what he says. Even if it’s about something important like, oh, war. Or how to talk to the press.
4 Responses
10/28/2005 10:35 am
What you don’t understand is that Bush could never stray from the Cheney line because Cheney, through his daughter’s access to the dyke hotline, has the dirt on the longstanding lesbian relationship Laura Bush has been carrying on with Harriet Miers.
10/28/2005 10:54 am
Fascinating. I didn’t know that!
10/28/2005 11:25 am
I thought the story went something like this: Laura was a stripper coke dealer W. knew in college?
This lesbian angle works much better. Can’t really imagine Laura swinging around a pole. Can you?
Oh wait. Do I really want to know if you can imagine that?
For that matter… is there anything more frightening than W. on blow? I do believe he’s back to being a drunk, again. Who could blame him.
He’s probably an angry drunk. Very angry.
And very clumsy.
10/28/2005 1:22 pm
Well, now you’re just guesstimating….