Archive for June, 2006

Politicians—They Drive You Crazy

Posted on June 19th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Way back in 1988, an upstart Connecticut pol named Joe Lieberman used harsh negative advertising to unseat incumbent senator Lowell Weicker, a liberal Republican. In the years since then, Lieberman has become the favorite of conservative Democrats who don’t really care whether he represents Connecticut (my home state) or not. Nationally, Lieberman is nothing but high-minded, and the pundits love him for it. But locally, he’s a dirty, unprincipled politician who’s shown his willingness to do anything to win. This new ad, in response to a Lowell Weicker endorsement of his primary opponent, Ned Lamont, shows it…..

Getting Lieberman out of the Senate would be a wonderful thing.

Meanwhile, Steven Colbert rebounds from his disastrous White House correspondents’ dinner with a hilarious, if depressing, interview with Georgia congressman Lynn Westmoreland, who must surely be one of the stupidest people ever elected to Congress.

Colbert: “This has been called a do-nothing Congress. Is it say to safe that you’re the do-nothingest?”

Westmoreland responds that there is one other congressman who hasn’t introduced a single piece of legislation.

Later, Colbert brings up the fact that Westmoreland co-sponsored a bill requiring the display of the Ten Commandments in the Senate and House of Representatives. Reasonably enough, Colbert then asks Westmoreland to name them.

Long pause.

“What are all of ’em? You want me to name them all?”

Westmoreland names…three.

On second thought, maybe Joe Lieberman isn’t so bad after all….

Monday Morning Zen

Posted on June 19th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 6 Comments »

A Whale Story

Posted on June 19th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

While I was in the Galagapos Islands, we saved a sea lion. During a walk along a beach, my friends and I noticed an animal with a considerable length of fishing wire wrapped around cutting deeply into its neck. Several members of my group were marine biologists who work with sea lions, mannatees, and the like, and they decided to try to rid the animal of its man-made noose. Clapping their hands, they isolated it from a crowd of sea lions—they’re friendly animals, unless they feel threatened, and this wasn’t something one wanted to try amidst a crowd. One man was able to wrap a towel around the sea lion’s head so that it couldn’t use its strong jaws and sharp teeth. A second person threw a towel over the animal and held it down; a third swooped in with a knife. In seconds, it was all over: The wire was cut and the animal flopped away, barking, wearing on its face a look that truly seemed like recognition—and gratitude.

So I was delighted but not surprised to read the following article, sent to me by an eco-minded friend, about a whale similarly freed from crab trap lines by humans.

After a crab fisherman spotted a humpback whale entangled in nylon ropes near the Farallones, a group of islands about 20 miles off the coast of San Francisco, a group of divers from Marin County Marine Mammal Center got into the water to try to free it. No one had ever done that successfully before, and it’s dangerous—humpback whales are not small. But this whale was in bad shape. About 20 of the crab-trap ropes, which are 240 feet long with weights every 60 feet, were wrapped around the animal’s body. Some twelve crab traps, each weighing about 90 pounds, were also hanging from the whale, pulling it down. As the San Francisco Chronicle reported, the whale was struggling to get to the surface to breathe.

The divers began to cut the ropes, and to their surprise, the whale simply let them, as if it knew what was happening. Then….

When the whale realized it was free, it began swimming around in circles,
according to the rescuers. [Diver James] Moskito said it swam to each diver, nuzzled him
and then swam to the next one.

“It felt to me like it was thanking us, knowing that it was free and that
we had helped it. It stopped about a foot away from me, pushed me around a little bit and
had some fun.

If you’ve ever seen a humpback whale, you can imagine what a remarkable moment this must have been. Especially because humpbacks generally shun human company.

Such human kindness is inspiring. Unfortunately, it seems to be the exception when it comes to whales. The media hasn’t been covering this much, but the struggle to save the whales from hunting and extinction has taken a turn for the worse. Yesterday, as the Washington Post reports, a majority of countries on the International Whaling Commission voted to resume commercial whaling. “It’s the first serious setback for those against whaling in years,” said Glenn Inwood, a spokesman for the Japanese delegation. “It’s only a matter of time before the commercial ban is overturned.”

The way things are going, Inwood is right; there’s just one more vote needed at the IWC, and then the ban—a historic conservation measure—will be history.

Meanwhile, the pro-whaling nations support their move with spurious arguments that they surely don’t believe, like saying that killing whales will be good for fishing. (On the grounds that whales eat fish.) Of course, by that logic, killing humans would be the best possible thing one could do for fishing.

Whales are remarkable, majestic, beautiful animals, and there aren’t a lot of them left. (The right whale, for example, is probably a goner.) If they vanish from the planet, what kind of world will we have left? Not one that I want to live on.

The New Republic Weighs In on Harvard

Posted on June 18th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Marty Peretz shows this week why his magazine, The New Republic, is still such a player in Harvard’s intellectual and public life.

First off, Steven Pinker writes about University of Utah researchers who conducted a study of Jewish intelligence and found it a) genetically-based and b) high. (The links are probably subscriber only-sorry.) The relationship between genetics and intelligence is, of course, a subject on which Pinker has written and thought about a great deal; it was largely from his work, The Blank Slate, that Larry Summers drew the material for his remarks about women and science.

The controversy over those remarks is the unspoken subtext of this article.

As Pinker writes, In recent decades, the standard response to claims of genetic differences has been to deny the existence of intelligence, to deny the existence of races and other genetic groupings, and to subject proponents to vilification, censorship, and at times physical intimidation. Aside from its effects on liberal discourse, the response is problematic. Reality is what refuses to go away when you do not believe in it, and progress in neuroscience and genomics has made these politically comforting shibboleths (such as the non-existence of intelligence and the non-existence of race) untenable.

Physical intimidation? In any case, you can be sure that the controversy over Summers’ NBER speech is on Pinker’s mind throughout this article.

Following Pinker’s essay, Martha Nussbaum, a professor of political science at the University of Chicago, reviews Harvey Mansfield’s Manliness and finds it impotent. It’s such a devastating review, actually, that one almost wants to look away to spare the author embarrassment.

Writes Nussbaum: When we compare Mansfield to our decent-if-not-very-flashy [hypothetical philosopher], it seems appalling that Mansfield has spent decades teaching great philosophical texts to undergraduates who cannot easily tell a careful reading from a careless one, or low standards from high ones-especially when the teacher keeps portraying himself as the bold defender of standards. Undergraduates typically take a while to learn to analyze the arguments in Plato logically and to care about things like validity, ambiguity, and contradiction. Many of them, then, will not notice how riddled with logical error and verbal ambiguity their teacher’s pronouncements are. That is the sort of thing that they are in class to learn. But surely other, older people know. How did someone whose every paragraph is a stake in Socrates’s heart come to be an exemplar of philosophical seriousness?

Ouch.

And finally, TNR owner Marty Peretz uses the magazine’s Diarist column to defend Larry Summers and attack Summers’ critics. The column is called “High Ground,” though online it’s blurbed as “Lawrence Summers and His Enemies.”

Peretz doesn’t soften his blows. He dubs Jeremy Knowles, the interim FAS dean, an “oleaginous retread”; calls Corporation senior fellow Jamie Houghton “the nonexecutive chairman of Corning Inc.,” which may be technically true but is written to suggest something else (Peretz calls Corning “the company founded by [Houghton’s] ancestors more than a century and a half ago,” and we know just what he means by that); and says that Nan Keohane is the most overrated figure in academia. “The book to which she owes her reputation—I think it was her Ph.D. dissertation….”

I repeat: Ouch.

I know and like Marty Peretz, who hired me long ago to be an intern at the New Republic, for which I will always be grateful. And I respect Marty; he’s absolutely fearless, even if sometimes his words are…injudicious. (So, for that matter, are mine, sometimes.)

Rhetorically, Peretz is Summers’ most efficacious defender. He ignores entirely the intellectually defunct curricular review, the Shleifer scandal, the budget deficit, and—perhaps most important—the absence of an articulated and serious vision of the meaning of the university and its future.

Peretz is, however, devastating on the subject of faculty critics of Summers. The ranks of these Summers detractors included those who simply sup off Harvard, while his supporters largely consisted of scholars who add luster to it.

Let us remember that one of the most vigorous of those supporters was Harvey Mansfield, who was just gutted and left for bled by Peretz’s own magazine. Not much luster there.

Peretz also throws in a reminder that he has money, quite a lot of it, and knows other people who do—and apparently would have given large sums of it to Harvard were it not for the ouster of Summers.

My own impression of wealthy alumni who were once my students is that Summers made them more generous; and, as for the future, they will wait and see. I know of at least three gifts in the $100 million range that were very likely to materialize and now are dicey.

Well, maybe. Gifts of $100 million that were “very likely to materialize” could have materialized before now, but didn’t. (In fact, one prematurely publicized gift, Larry Ellison’s $20 million, has simply vanished.) If these supporters believed in Summers so much, why didn’t they give the gift as an expression of their support?

It is easy to say that one was on the verge of giving a huge donation until…..

And then, of course, one can assume the existence of donors who sat on the sideline because of Summers’ presence.

We will probably never know the true story of alumni giving at Larry Summers’ Harvard. But if contributions were truly setting the records that are claimed, Summers would still, in all likelihood, be president—faculty opposition be damned.

Peretz’s argument has other flaws. He points to undergraduate support of Summers and writes that “the most astute constituency at Harvard, it turns out, is the cohort of undergraduates.”

Never mind that two paragraphs before, Peretz criticized these very same students for their ignorance, writing, Remember C.P. Snow’s lecture about “The Two Cultures”? Well, in 1959, when he delivered it, undergraduates at least knew something of both cultures. Now they know neither Middlemarch nor genomes, neither the Missa Solemnis nor quarks.

Well, which is it? Are they astute? Or ignorami? Or are they ignorami who astutely recognized that Summers’ devotion to their well-being meant the elimination of requirements they don’t like and a new student pub?

I don’t believe that. But it is the logical, if inadvertent, implication of Peretz’s own argument.

Who was intimidated by Summers? Peretz asks in the end. “Only those who couldn’t answer his questions.”

I imagine that was sometimes true. In Harvard Rules, I recount the story of one undergraduate whom Summers humiliated in a meeting because the student asked him a challenging question based on a faulty premise. And perhaps there were some who could have responded to Summers but simply couldn’t handle his aggressive style. When you call a law professor stupid in front of the entire law school faculty, that can intimidate people.

But it’s a wildly unfair generalization. A fairer generalization might be that people whose professional future lay in the hands of a man widely seen to play favorites and punish personal critics were intimidated by him. People who worked for Summers and feared that disagreeing with him or falling into his bad graces would cost them their jobs were intimidated by him. I know this because I interviewed many of those people for Harvard Rules.

Marty Peretz, who has been very fortunate financially, doesn’t have a job and doesn’t need one. More power to him for that—and because of that. It helps give him an unusual perspective on Harvard. But sometimes, that perspective is more than wrong; it is callow.

World Cup Fever, Part III

Posted on June 16th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

A terrific game between England and Trinidad-Tobago yesterday, in which the latter team was clearly outmatched but played its heart out nonetheless. T-T almost came away with a zero-zero tie, which would have actually been a huge victory for the team from the smallest nation in the World Cup.

But it was not to be. In the 83rd minute, David Beckham swung a precision cross in to forward Peter Crouch, who appeared to hold down the dreadlocks of his defender as Crouch, who’s 6’7″, headed the ball past the goalie. I don’t like Crouch much; in the two games I’ve seen England play, he strikes me as dirty. And it was hard not to root for Trinidad-Tobago—talk about the underdog.

That one goal seemed to take the wind out of T-T, though, and they gave up another a few minutes later, losing by the final score of 2-0. That they played so hard and so well for almost the entirety of the game, against a team which was expected to whoop them soundly, was inspiring; they have a lot to be proud of.

Also inspiring was Ecuador’s 3-0 victory over Costa Rica. No one expected Ecuador to be good; the team plays in Quito, 9,000 feet above sea level, and the thin air gives them an enormous home field advantage which was not expected to carry over to Germany. (When I was in Quito on my way to and from the Galapagos, the air made it hard to walk up three flights of steps to my hotel room, and gave me a headache while sleeping every night.) But Ecuador has now beaten Poland and Costa Rica; I have a feeling the people of Ecuador are going nuts right now. Another inspiring World Cup story, and another reason to love this tournament.

I ate at a Brazilian restaurant last night and started talking soccer with the proprietor. “Brazil is going to have to do better” in its next game, he said. Who do they play? I asked. Neither of us could remember. He stuck his head into the kitchen and shouted. Someone shouted back.

“Japan,” he said. “Sunday.”

You have to love it…..

"Academic Freedom" at BYU

Posted on June 16th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

A Brigham Young University professor has been fired after writing an op-ed supporting same sex marriage.

Philosophy professor Jeffrey Nielsen wrote in the Salt Lake Tribune that “Legalizing gay marriage reinforces the importance of committed relationships and would strengthen the institution of marriage.”

Daniel Graham, chair of the philosophy department, instantly fired Nielsen.

A university spokeswoman, Carri Jenkins, told insidehighered.com that “the department made the decision because of the opinion piece that had been written, and based on the fact that Mr. Nielsen publicly contradicted and opposed an official statement by top church leaders.”

The nerve of him.

(The incident also shows that Harvard is not the only institution with a deplorable reliance on spokespeople. You’d think that if you’ve just fired a man for speaking his mind, you’d have the guts to speak yours. But maybe it doesn’t work that way.)

InsideHigherEd.com reports that BYU does have a statement on academic freedom. It’s not a good sign that it’s several pages long. It reads, in part, “For those who have embraced the gospel, BYU offers an especially rich and full kind of academic freedom.” But, on the other hand, “reasonable limitiations mediate the competing claims of individual and academic freedom.”

In other words, BYU has no academic freedom.

Why does this matter? Well, of course it’s not a good sign for gay people in Utah, and it’s no fun for Mr. Nielsen.

But it also matters because Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney is a Mormon, and he’s almost certainly running for president.

Would someone please ask him if believes that university professors should be fired for supporting gay marriage? And maybe, just maybe, Romney will have pull a JFK and declare his independence from his church before he can be taken seriously as a national politician.

The World Cup: It’s Hot!

Posted on June 15th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

I can’t help but notice that print and online coverage of the World Cup invariably seems like an excuse to run photos of beautiful female fans in various states of ecstasy.

Like this….

Or this…

Usually these photos are run under the guise of saying something about how World Cup fever is catching, but it’s pretty clear that they’re merely an excuse to run pictures of gorgeous women from foreign countries.

For example…

It’s probably a blatant attempt to sell newspapers or drive online traffic. Imagine!

But I’m okay with that blatant sexploitation, because, as my female friends keep reminding me, the players are hot. David Beckham seems to be the favorite by consensus…but given that on every team you have 22 young men in excellent physical shape, with no helmets or hats covering their heads—as opposed to, say, baseball and football—there’s plenty to see and choose from. Go to it, ladies.


David Beckham: Apparently, attractive.

Perhaps this is the path to soccer popularity in the U.S.—sex appeal. And why not?

But What If You Have Eyes and Still Can’t See?

Posted on June 15th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

Okay, President Bush might not have known. But still, it’s painfully funny when he teases a reporter for wearing sunglasses, saying, “You gonna ask that question with your shades on?”

Turns out the reporter, Peter Wallsten of the LA Times, is blind.

Whoops!

The Books on Harvard

Posted on June 14th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »

Harry Lewis’ Excellence Without a Soul is trashed by one Leon Neyfakh in the New York Observer this week. I was interested to see the byline: Neyfakh is a Harvard senior.

“Excellence Without a Soul,” Neyfakh writes, “would be an excellent book if it hadn’t been written by a robot.” Neyfakh describes the book as full of “winding abstractions—superficially and cloyingly attached to his actual observations as dean.” He also criticizes its “boring topic-sentence argumentation and hollow, impotent vocabulary.”

At which point one should mention something that Neyfakh doesn’t disclose in his review: He is dating one of Lisa New’s daughters, a sophomore at Harvard in the fall. (Lisa New is, of course, Mrs. Larry Summers.)

Since there is no love lost between Lewis and Summers, and Lewis’ book is critical of the president, Neyfakh should have been conflicted out of writing the review. There’s simply no question about that. Possibly he could have disclosed the conflict, but consider how awkard that would have been—imagine the phrasing.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I should add that I have my own curious history with the daughter in question. (No, not that kind of history.)

When Harvard Rules came out, my publisher tried to arrange a reading at the Harvard Book Store, which declined the opportunity—something I found odd, given that the book was a natural for the store. “The bookstore doesn’t want to jeopardize its relationship with the university,” one of its employees told a publicist for HarperCollins, my publisher.

Turns out that the reason the store wouldn’t hold a reading was because the young woman worked there, and because of her mother’s relationship with Larry Summers, she had a personal antipathy to Harvard Rules. And so, according to other clerks at the store with whom I spoke, the store wouldn’t support the book by organizing a reading. Perhaps its owners genuinely feared angering Larry Summers.

I tell this story every time someone starts telling me how great independent bookstores are. I love the Harvard Book Store, and I’ve spent a lot of time and money there. But this episode definitely caused me to lose respect for it.

World Cup Fever, Part II

Posted on June 14th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

O jogo bonito was little in evidence yesterday when Brazil played Croatia. True, Brazil won, 1-0, but you’d have to say that Croatia was the story of the game. While ESPN’s announcers were treating Brazil like its team was the second coming—one of them practically having a coronary every time Ronaldinho touched the ball—Croatia was unexpectedly tough, and they could very well have tied, if not won, the game had a couple of breaks gone their way. Brazil looked good, with flashes of greatness, but also defensively vulnerable. As Croatia’s Robert Kovac explained, “In the first half we had too much respect for Brazil but it’s always like that we you play against the world champions.”

We’ll see if they improve as the tournament goes on—it’s a safe bet that they will.

Meanwhile, Spain and Ukraine are playing even now….

Is it just me, or is World Cup fever finally catching on in the United States?


Devoted fans: another reason to watch the World Cup.