The Senator's Sob Story
David Vitter spoke to reporters yesterday, apologizing again for his original sin, denying his alleged previous ones, and attacking his "political enemies" for allegedly spreading false rumors about him.
Oh, and his wife chastised the media for chasing them around last week. Because a gay marriage-bashing conservative senator who's been consorting with prostitutes isn't a legitimate story, apparently.
One does admire the New York Times photo editor, however.
Also, I will forever be in awe of the first reporter who asks Mrs. Vitter if she has lived up to her previous assessment of what she would do if her husband were like Bill Clinton and cut off her husband's penis.