Hot Times at Brown Not too long ago, you will remember, there was a little problem at Yale's Calhoun College with students becoming amorous in the shower. (We should all have such problems, right?)

Now the issue of sex in semi-public spaces has migrated to Brown, where, apparently, they are having sex in sinks.

Writes one Brown authority figure—and no, that is not an oxymoron...

...there has been some activity taking place in Perkins' kitchens that is inappropriate for public spaces. Not only does this negatively affect the comfort of our community, but it is also a hygiene and safety concern.

A safety concern?

Well, kids will be kids. But why has there been no such news emanating from Harvard? Is no one at Harvard having sex?  ¶ 7:16 AM