The Patheticness of Homeland Security
Recently I went to the Post Office to mail a package. As I always do, I wrote the recipient's name and address in the middle and my address on the top left.
"I'm sorry, sir, we can't accept that," the postal clerk said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"You have to write your name on the top," he said. "Can't accept packages without a name."
"Why not?" I said.
"Security measure. Can't accept packages without a name."
I thought about this for a moment.
"You think that someone who's sending a bomb through the mail is going to write his real name on the top?"
The clerk glowered. "Sir, that's not appropriate language to use in this facility."
I shrugged and asked him for a pen. After much fumbling, one was produced.
I wrote "John Smith" at the top left corner of my package.
The clerk took his pen back, and my package along with it.
And thus America rests safer.