Geek Tragedy
I'm not sure how long this discussion needs to be continued—it's Friday night, people—although I could keep these puns coming almost indefinitely—but I thought that some of you might be interested in this excerpt from Wikipedia's definition of geek....
Geek has always had negative connotations within society at large, where being described as a geek tends to be an insult. The term has recently become less condescending, or even a badge of honor, within particular fields and subcultures; this is particularly evident in the technical disciplines, where the term is now more of a compliment denoting extraordinary skill. There is an increasing number of people who self-identify with the term, even when they are nontechnical or do not fit the classic geek archetype.
Exactly.
So you see, my diction is not as unflattering as some of you have interpreted it to be. After all, I'm the guy who admits to downloading original Star Trek episodes from iTunes....