The Decline and Fall of the American Aristocracy
Another wedding in the Times Style section caught my eye, that of Andree Finkle and Carter Worth.
That's Carter
Braxton Worth, to you.
The short write-up included a paragraph unlike any I've seen before in one of these marital notices.
The bridegroom is a descendant of William Brewster, a religious leader of Plymouth Colony; of Carter Braxton, a signer of the Declaration of Independence; and of Chief Justice John Marshall.
Holy cow! This guy's got more bloodlines than Count Dracula!
So what does this descendant of greats, named after a signer of the Declaration—who takes his lineage so seriously that he includes it on the form you send to the Times in the hopes they will pick you for inclusion—do with himself?
Mr. Worth, 40, is the chief market technician at Oppenheimer & Company, the investment bank in New York....
Sigh.
I don't think I'll ever understand the mentality that says, "I'm a noteworthy person because of what my ancestors did," but at the same time, chooses a career without any social value whatsoever.....