Sex at Harvard
If you're gay, it's apparently hard to find. Here's the Crimson's intro for a piece on Harvard and the website Craigslist:
Craigslist is the go-to location mainly for closeted Harvard gay boys who have no outlet for sexual fulfillment other than to pursue furative [sic]
fellatio in Harvard’s various public restrooms.
It's actually a pretty interesting story alleging that most gay men at Harvard are in the closet. Perhaps they should transfer to Yale, which, at least when I was there, was very gay-friendly.