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Friday, July 21, 2024
  Annals of Modern Parental Paranoia
Ever get the feeling that today's yuppie parents worry too much? I do.

In Montgomery County, Maryland, a hoity-toity collection of D.C. suburbs, parents recently started freaking out about a man in a white van who was stalking their young children. Phones began ringing off hooks; Internet bulletin boards were buzzing.

"Please be advised that a man in a white panel van approached one of our 13-year-old girls this morning as she walked to practice," someone wrote in one of the unsigned e-mails. "The man tried unsuccessfully to engage the girl in conversation. She wisely ignored the man."

"The driver of the van in both cases was a white male, about 50 years old. He had light brown hair with a receding hairline. He was disheveled looking, wearing a white t-shirt. The van was old and looked like a van that a painter would drive."

Classic tropes of the child molester. He looks like a member of a lower economic class, but someone whom we invite into our home as part of the service class. He looks like a loser—badly dressed, slightly overweight, bad hair. He drives a crummy but generic car. Of course he does; we've seen all this in movies and on television.

Except it's not true. The Washington Post reports that the whole scare came after "a man in a white van stopped a 13-year-old girl in the parking lot of a Potomac swimming pool.

"'Miss, I think you left your lights on,' the man reportedly said, according to police, who tracked down the teenager yesterday. The man then drove away."

And so an act of thoughtfulness is transformed into a modern-day witch hunt. Which says something, I think, about the underlying sense that people living in upscale commuter suburbs have of being disconnected to their town, of a lack of community that creates a social and psychological vacuum...into which a sinister man in a white van can drive, taking aim at the children, underscoring the artificiality of our modern lives.

 
Comments:
Hi!

My name is Satu and I live in Helsinki, Finland. I just accidently found myself in your blog. I had a really dull afternoon at work and had absolutely nothing to do. So, somehow here I was!

I usually don't start to read any of these blogs, I mean blogs that are made by people I don't know, but yours caught my eye. I just kept on reading and reading.

This post about man in a van was good and it had a point. You made my day, even you didn't know that. This was a pure accident that I am here in the first place.

Now officetime is over and I am ready to go home and start to spend my weekend. I will go to my summercottage, relax, read a book and think of this odd and yet so refreshing happening in the last hour of my work on friday.

Have a great summer, there up in New York!

-Satu
 
Hmm. Wonder what keyword led Satu accidentally to this post, Rich.
 
Hey, Satu. Welcome and thanks for checking out the blog!
 
Richard: Turns out the Wicked Witch of U. Hall was fired! Or at least that's what the Crimson says.
 
Re the post: Perhaps that area is permitted a little paranoia for a couple years after a two-man Islamo-fascist sniper shoots a dozen people through a hole in their car's trunk. I drove through that area during the whole mess, and people were literally cowering while pumping gas, even running between cars and registers. Having to deal with that for weeks on end could easily have a lingering effect.
 
The Italians are claiming discrimination (racial?) following FIFA's decision to suspend Zidane for 4 games and Materazzi for 3 because of the head butt incident in the World Cup final. It's one thing to categorize Materazzi as unsporting and to defend Zidane as a sportsman. Its quite another for the sport's governing body to mete out punishment -- presumably based upon the rules of the game --for what Materazzi said. Frankly, in my view, it would have been fairer just to decide to do nothing rather than penalize a player for his words. In any event, even Satu agrees you should be all over this one.
 
I drove through that area as well at the time; I have family down there, and I agree, it was certainly deeply disturbing. However, I wonder if an incident such as the one I wrote about wouldn't have been equally likely to happen before the sniper shootings occurred.
 
Re Anon 12:36 - Interesting you should bring that up. At the time, police were seeking a white truck -- and guys driving white trucks were stopped at gunpoint for weeks until someone finally realized that an hysterical soccer mom who had generated a inaccurate report. Then there was the woman in an I-Hop somewhere in the Carolinas who overheard four young Muslim doctors talking (she said) about burning buildings, when in fact they had said nothing of the sort. They were tracked, as I remember, through several states and then caught and incarcerated for a substantial amount of time until the truth was revealed. Hysteria is understandable, but it is also the precursor to fascism.
 
Pretty much agreed, I just think that few places would have that good of an excuse. My parents live by a park in Florida, and several weeks ago a young teenage girl's parents called the police and accused a similarly described individual of verbally assaulting their daughter while riding her bike. They claimed it happened along the park, but my parents were sitting on their front porch for at least an hour before it happened and saw/heard nothing. They know because the police should up en masse and asked around for witnesses. No one was ever identified as the perp. A few days later, city workers cut down a legion of beautiful azalea bushes because "the fact that someone could hide or lurk in there is too big a liability." The park looks much worse now...but my parents are safe from the monsters that live in azalea bushes I suppose. Ridiculous.--(anon 4)
 
That would be "showed up" rather, before anyone else corrects me.
 
You "drove through that area at the time"? Did you pursue dodge and weave tactics? Did you run between the pump and the car? Did you duck whenever traffic was stalled? I bet you were shaking in your pink flip flops.
 
WTF.
 
Not quite sure what the sarcasm or the homophobia (pink flip-flops?) is for. I was down for Christmas and went shopping in a mall with a huge parking lot, which was the kind of place where people were really worried about those snipers. And yes, it was a little creepy. But you fail to address the salient point, which is that the parental paranoia predated these shootings.
 
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Which was creepy, the sniper paranoia or the mall?
 
What's creepy is Anon 1:07...sounds like the kind of person most people should stay away from. And the same to you too...

Now let's get back to more interesting and intelligent conversation...

lmpaulsen
 
Lets get back to more head-butting!
 
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