Hilariously Bad Journalism Have you read this ABC News story about "lacrosstitutes"?

Here's the dramatic lede: They're on every college campus where sports teams succeed: groupies who want to date athletes -- or at least have sex with them.

No, really, I'm serious. That's what it says.

Melissa, a freshman who declined to give her last name, said some of the allure was that guys on the team were "generally better looking, and they have a lot more confidence, too."

And they say network news is dead....




A 21-year-old lacrosstitute.  ¶ 7:43 AM