The Last Gasp of a Dying Network CNN has become so pathetic—the other day I heard Lou Dobbs doing a radio ad for Geico—it's almost not worth paying attention to the once-serious news network.

Here's the network's big news today: To replace aging conservative windbag Robert Novak, CNN has just signed up aging conservative, perhaps even-greater windbag William Bennett.

Snooore.....

Paging Jonathan Klein: William Bennett hasn't been relevant in twenty years....  ¶ 9:58 AM