I'm a Bad Person for Saying This... ...but you know who I really wish the tabloids would get a picture of? The face transplant woman.

I know: crummy me. But I'm fascinated by the whole thing—the medical technique, which I still haven't seen well-explained; the ethical issues involved; the murky circumstances of the woman's facial damage (she took too many sleeping pills and her dog, trying to wake her up, ate her face?).

Apparently she took a walk in Lyon the other day. Where are our best paparrazzi when we need them? Come on, guys. Do we really need yet another photo of Lindsay Lohan?  ¶ 8:48 AM