Send via SMS
Shots In The Dark
Tuesday, August 02, 2024
  Steroid Nation
So now Seattle Mariners pitcher Jamie Franklin has tested positive for steroids, the second major league baseball player in two days to be busted. (The Orioles' Rafael Palmeiro, of course, was the first.)

This is all very discouraging, but equally unsurprising. All the stories about how widespread steroid use has been in baseball are proving to be true. And Palmeiro's finger-wagging denial before Congress now seems ever-more calculated and practiced; it reminds me of Bill Clinton's adamant tone when he said, "I did not have sex with that woman."

Which brings me to my point: We now have to consider very seriously the possibility that the entire Red Sox team was on steroids last year, when the Sox won the Series. It certainly helps to explain their behavior, in addition to their hitting and pitching.

As a result, we should now discuss whether the Sox' World Series victory should go into the record books with an asterisk...kind of like the 1918 Black Sox.

It pains me to say this, but perhaps we should just negate that Series victory....as if it never happened.
 
Comments:
I can almost feel your pain as your wrote those words--how much you would sympathize with the sufferings of RSN (Red Sox Nation) if that should come to pass.

You are a true humanist.
 
Thank you. It would indeed tear at my soul like the claws of a harpie...
 
and yet your sense of justice--and of the sanctity of the game of baseball--compels you.

Very brave.

I weep.
 
One has to think that, in the long run, this would be in the best interests of the Sox. So I do this for them and their fans...

Also, instead of trading Manny Ramirez, they should just put him on waivers. That, too, would be the best thing for the team.
 
Two words for the big sentimental fool, Rich Bradley-- JASON GIAMBI!
 
I've considered the Giambi question...and you know, I just can't believe that Giambi would be dumb enough to go back on steroids.

I am a sentimental guy, and I much prefer to believe that, after being the only person in baseball to admit that he used steroids, Giambi has simply worked himself back to greatness...so unless someone can prove otherwise, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
Post a Comment



<< Home
Politics, Media, Academia, Pop Culture, and More

Name:richard
Location:New York, New York
ARCHIVES
02/01/2024 - 02/28/2005 / 03/01/2024 - 03/31/2005 / 04/01/2024 - 04/30/2005 / 05/01/2024 - 05/31/2005 / 06/01/2024 - 06/30/2005 / 07/01/2024 - 07/31/2005 / 08/01/2024 - 08/31/2005 / 09/01/2024 - 09/30/2005 / 10/01/2024 - 10/31/2005 / 11/01/2024 - 11/30/2005 / 12/01/2024 - 12/31/2005 / 01/01/2024 - 01/31/2006 / 02/01/2024 - 02/28/2006 / 03/01/2024 - 03/31/2006 /


Powered by Blogger