He's Back! Andy Borowitz has a column in which he talks about how American students are really, really good at Star Wars trivia. (It's a joke, kinda sorta.)

His closer:

"Elsewhere, Harvard president Lawrence Summers said he would spend $50 million to make Harvard's faculty more diverse, and an additional $10 million to send flowers and candy to female faculty members."

Not to kill the joke (but to kill the joke)... Borowitz's point—that this move feels a lot like a payoff—is sure to be picked up in the next news cycle. Right-wing women-bashers, here's your cue....  ¶ 2:40 PM