No, not Jeffrey Epstein. (Don’t think he went to Harvard, anyway.)

Gawker has an amusing story about 65-year-old Harvard alum and mediocre filmmaker* James Toback hitting on a 24-year-old blonde outside a Barnes and Noble.

He told me that I was “irresistible” and that he would make sure that within 2 years I’d be the biggest name in Hollywood….

And the especially funny part is, he’d hit on the same woman four years before—and didn’t even remember.

The other hilarious part: He told her to meet him for a drink…at the Harvard Club.

Scary.

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* Have you ever seen “Harvard Man“? I have. I’d like those two hours of my life back, please.