I went to this pretentious literary party not long ago, basically as a favor for a friend, who more or less blew me off within minutes after we arrived. So instead I was talking with a New Yorker writer, which always intimidates the heck out of me, especially when it’s one that I admire, which this was. And we were talking about how boring literary biographies are, and how the act of writing was really pretty boring, at least if you’re not doing it but reading about it, and how when English writers write biographies of literary types they focus on hot deviant sex, like with Graham Greene, and Americans are much more uptight about unmasking their literary heroes in this fashion.

Of course, this may be changing.

On Wowowow.com, author Roger Warner argues that John Updike messed around…a lot!

The ex-neighbor counted the [Updike] lovers he knew about on his fingers: The clipper-ship heiress who worked at the library. The majestic lady who taught children’s choir. The mother of the guy who sat in the pew next to Kim at [Updike’s] memorial service. “And my own first wife,” he said with a rueful laugh. “But then we were all fucking everybody else back then, in the Couples era. And so was I. Bad behavior. Very bad behavior. Which doesn’t mean I wouldn’t do it over again, if I had a chance.

The majestic lady who taught children’s choir?