A Washington Post columnist goes on an anti-female screed,* including mysteries such as:

1) Why do women scream and faint in Barack Obama’s presence? (Five women have fainted at Obama rallies since September.)

2) Why are women obsessed with Botox?

A female friend of mine plans to write a horror novel titled “Office of Women,” in which nothing ever gets done and everyone spends the day talking about Botox.

3) Why is Hillary so lame?

She has proved that she can’t debate …She has whined (via her aides) like the teacher’s pet in grade school that the boys are ganging up on her when she’s bested by male rivals. She has wept on the campaign trail, even though everyone knows that tears are the last refuge of losers. And she is tellingly dependent on her husband.

4) Why do women read such lame books, like Elizabeth Gilbert’s Eat, Pray, Love?

(Blogger note: I haven’t read E,P,L, so I won’t call it lame, but it’s true—every single woman in New York City has read this book.)

5) Why do they watch chick TV?

I swear no man watches “Grey’s Anatomy” unless his girlfriend forces him to.

6) Why do they drive so badly?

Women really are worse drivers than men.…

7) Why are women dumber than men?

The theory that women are the dumber sex … is amply supported by neurological and standardized-testing evidence. Men’s and women’s brains not only look different, but men’s brains are bigger than women’s….

Crazy talk, right? Complainants should vent their frustrations to the author, Washington Post columnist Charlotte Allen…..
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* Just for the record, the blogger does not endorse these assertions. Generally speaking, he thinks women are swell.