What a Sturgeon!*
Posted on August 9th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »
On the Swannee River near Wildwood, Florida, yesterday, a four-foot long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit a man riding a jet-ski. The man had to be airlifted to the hospital.
To which one can only say, good for the sturgeon….
A sturgeon and his special friend.
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* With apologies to E.B. White.
4 Responses
8/10/2024 11:13 am
Oh my God I love this! Made me laugh while sitting in the airport. Figures I’d be flying today. Air travel is just no fun anymore!
8/10/2024 11:19 am
I’m heading off for an ocean vacation in a few days. I’m going to rent me a jetski and see if I can score one for the human race!
8/10/2024 1:06 pm
Flying today? Good luck with that. But at least you won’t be falling out of the sky like little pieces of confetti.
8/10/2024 3:46 pm
My father was one of those little pieces of confetti.