She’s a What?
Posted on January 12th, 2006 in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »
Lindsay Lohan is “genuinely fun to be withâaffectionate, unguarded, mischievous, and a little loopy. …But behind the playfulness there’s a serious and emotional young woman. Though she has fallen many times in her life, she clearly has great reserves of strength….”
âYevgenia Peretz writing on Lindsay Lohan in the February Vanity Fair
“Scarlet is a bloody cunt.”
Lindsay Lohan writing on Scarlet Johannsen on the ladies’ room wall at Dark Room, a New York City bar
That Lindsay Lohanâshe sure is genuinely fun to be with!
5 Responses
1/13/2006 2:12 am
Am I the only person on the planet who’s sick of hearing about the struggles of anorexic starlets (not Scarlet, I like her) who are barely old enough to drink legally?! “Stumbled many times in her life”? Give me a friggin’ break!
1/13/2006 10:23 am
Hilarious, isn’t it? I wrote the item partly to show the absurdity of Vanity Fair devoting a cover story to a 21-year-old party girl…and the hollowness of the magazine’s efforts to convince you that you should take her seriously.
1/13/2006 11:38 am
She didn’t write, “bloody”… that was all you, RB.
LOL.
1/13/2006 11:45 am
No, she did. Check out the full Gawker item—they got it wrong the first time. She also appears to have signed it, “Peace and love, motherfucker.”
1/13/2006 11:52 am
Wow. The Dorothy Parker of her generation!