Yale's Bad Sex? The Crimson teases "Sex Week at Yale," commencing its story on the subject with the lede, "Sex at Harvard is a year-round activity. At Yale, it lasts a week." The headline: "Yale Grants Self One Week of Fun."

If I may stick up for my undergraduate alma mater...

Might I remind the Crimson that Yale is now wrapping up the legendary "Feb Club," an entire month of late night, sub rosa parties? That is every single night of February.....

It was February 1978. Students packed into a stairway in Calhoun College, clogging the entryway in search of alcohol and entertainment. They had come for what would be one of the best-remembered parties of Feb Club that year — the “Skip and Go Naked Party.”

Far be it from me to suggest that Feb Club leads to any sexual activity. (And no, I wasn't at Yale in 1978.) For me, it usually led to the flu.

(Sadly, I gather that the absurd alcohol restrictions which now pervade this country and its colleges have made Feb Club a less inclusive activity. A shame.)

My point, and I do have one, is that everyone knows that Yale has a better social life than Harvard, and, well, let's just say that Yale doesn't need to have a "Last Chance Dance"....  ¶ 8:14 AM