Thursday, January 24, 2008
Tomcatting Around in New York City
Are Patriots fans worried/irritated that quarterback Tom Brady seems to have moved to New York before the Super Bowl to hang out with girlfriend Giselle Bunchen?
You should be!
First of all, what, Giselle can't go to Boston? We've never seen her there, but Brady is constantly in Manhattan. The Patriots quarterback is dissing his own town.
Second, shouldn't he be practicing or something?
As the New York Post, which is reveling in Giants mania, puts it,
Meanwhile, [Eli] Manning got down to business in a different way. His older brother Cooper Manning said the quarterback is spending his free time studying plays and watching game footage. "He'll be relaxing a whole lot less and getting more and more prepared for the game," he said. Brady, on the other hand, may have been studying anatomy. "I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, because his mind is in a different place," said sports psychologist Dr. Todd Hays.
I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, too, if I weren't actually hoping for it.
Third, has Brady forgotten the Jessica Simpson curse? Tony Romo and the Cowboys sure haven't.
Fourth, is Brady getting hair plugs?
Are Patriots fans worried/irritated that quarterback Tom Brady seems to have moved to New York before the Super Bowl to hang out with girlfriend Giselle Bunchen?
You should be!
First of all, what, Giselle can't go to Boston? We've never seen her there, but Brady is constantly in Manhattan. The Patriots quarterback is dissing his own town.
Second, shouldn't he be practicing or something?
As the New York Post, which is reveling in Giants mania, puts it,
Meanwhile, [Eli] Manning got down to business in a different way. His older brother Cooper Manning said the quarterback is spending his free time studying plays and watching game footage. "He'll be relaxing a whole lot less and getting more and more prepared for the game," he said. Brady, on the other hand, may have been studying anatomy. "I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, because his mind is in a different place," said sports psychologist Dr. Todd Hays.
I would be concerned about sex affecting him mentally, too, if I weren't actually hoping for it.
Third, has Brady forgotten the Jessica Simpson curse? Tony Romo and the Cowboys sure haven't.
Fourth, is Brady getting hair plugs?
She's no angel: Would this woman distract you from the Super Bowl?
¶ 8:49 AM
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R-Brad, if you followed the Boston press -- Globe, Boston Magazine, Improper Bostonian, etc. - you'd know that Gisele and Tom are on Newbury Street eating and shopping all the time. He lives two blocks away, apparently.
Second, she isn't that good-looking: just look at that photo of her you put up. Easy to imagine resisting sex with her.
Third, the man has won three Super Bowls. Eli, er, well, has only shown himself to be a top-level quarterback for something like 26 days. So he'd better watch film, and better that Tom relax and keep his ankle up in the air.
Second, she isn't that good-looking: just look at that photo of her you put up. Easy to imagine resisting sex with her.
Third, the man has won three Super Bowls. Eli, er, well, has only shown himself to be a top-level quarterback for something like 26 days. So he'd better watch film, and better that Tom relax and keep his ankle up in the air.
# posted by 
: January 24, 2008 10:40 AM
: January 24, 2008 10:40 AM
Easy to imagine resisting sex with her? Um..in what universe is that easy? (After all, don't forget to throw in the Brazilian Portuguese accent.)
Anyway, I'll stop there for fear of providing too much information.
Anyway, I'll stop there for fear of providing too much information.
So Richard...does that mean you are
still hot for YOUR former brazillian
paramour?
still hot for YOUR former brazillian
paramour?
# posted by : January 24, 2008 1:34 PM
: January 24, 2008 1:34 PM
That wasn't nice. What wrong with you posting that? Leave Richard alone. He's allowed like Giselle. Hell, if I was guy I'd like her, too.
eayny
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