Shots In The Dark
Friday, November 02, 2007
  Say It Ain't Blow, Martina
I've long had a little crush on Martina Hingis—those thigh muscles! that steely will!—and so I find it hard to believe that she's been doing coke. For God's sake, she's Swiss!

“The fact is that it is more and more difficult for me, physically, to keep playing at the top of the game,” Hingis said in her statement. “And frankly, accusations such as these don’t exactly provide me with motivation to even make another attempt to do so.”

“I’m now 27 years old,” she added. “And realistically too old to play top class tennis.

Perhaps we could just hit a few, Martina? You can have FBI....


 
Comments:
Her statement makes as much sense as....Larry Craigs!
 
I think this is interesting. Apparently " There are more than 250 over-the-counter medications and prescription drugs that could cause a false positive for a marijuana or cocaine test. Antibiotics such as Ampicillin and Amoxicillin will cause a false positive for cocaine. There also are many, many more things, including your own enzymes and skin color that could cause false positives for a cocaine test."

http://www.passing-drug-test.com/cocaine-test.html

Poor girl. She probably is telling the truth.

eayny
 
So that would probably explain my tests....
 
So you say...

eayny
 
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
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