The Crimson Boot Plants Itself
Once they take away your right to party, I said below, they come for more....which I wrote without reading today's Crimson.
Dean's Office Freezes UC Funding, the paper headlines.
Bluntly calling into question the council’s commitment to preventing underage drinking, Assistant Dean of the College Paul J. McLoughlin II told UC officials yesterday that Harvard will not give the council any money to fund a public event by a student group or HoCo unless there is a Beverage Authorization Team present to enforce the legal drinking age.
Welcome to the fascist nanny-state, as articulated by Paul J. McLoughlin (harrumph, harrumph)
the IInd. Next thing you know, students who get financial aid won't be allowed to receive information about abortion. Or perhaps students who take university jobs will have to sign an affidavit testifying that they are indeed U.S. citizens.
Note that phrase, "Beverage Authorization Team."
Sometimes, one has to remind oneself that Harvard is supposed to be the greatest university in the world, a locus of intelligence and clarity, especially in language.
How much did some Harvard bureaucrat get paid to come up with the term, "Beverage Authorization Team"? Because being patently insincere and disingenuous is a real skill.
“They’ve shown us they can’t be trusted, so we’re going to have a new process by which they can get money,” McLoughlin said.Is Harvard, which makes its own finances as murky as it can, quite sure that it wants to promote this philosophy?
And really, why should the undergraduate council be forced to play the role of enforcer? That isn't its job. Do we really want students ratting out other students?
Perhaps it was a dumb idea for the dean's office to decide it would subsidize campus parties. (You know you have a bad collegiate social life when....)
It's time to act like grown-ups and admit that college kids, old enough to go to Iraq and kill people, are going to drink. And while the college ought to take reasonable steps to observe the law, enforcement, like drinking, ought to come in moderation.
Beverage Authorization Team...... I mean, really.
This isn't something I particularly care about, but has anyone in the development office considered the idea that fun—yes, pure, simple fun—is one of the biggest reasons students develop an attachment to their college, and later give money to that college?