From Boston to Britney
Don't you just hate it when Curt Schilling pitches a great game against the Devil Rays and the Red Sox still lose, 1-0?
I know I do.
In other news,
the Boston Globe wonders whether
Britney Spears' performance at the VMAs will kill her comeback. (Hey, a poster below raised the issue.)
The answer: Not a chance. I think her performance was brilliant, though I have no idea whether she intended it that way. Spears was lackluster, a little large, and almost apathetic. She lip-synched with less attempt to appear that she was actually singing than I've ever seen. Her dancing was the kind of thing you see in a bar just before closing time on the part of someone who shouldn't be driving home.
Why was this so smart? Well, for one thing, it's the only thing about the whole show that anyone will remember, other than the fact that Tommy Lee and Kid Rock slapped each other over
Pamela Anderson. (And why not?)
But it's also quite a subversive commentary, blurring the lines between the real and the artificial. MTV is a channel all about making the fake seem plausible (modern pop music) and the real hyper-real (reality shows).
Spears went on stage and, through her performance, announced that the whole shtick is BS; she proceeded to not sing a song that she didn't write and probably didn't sing even in its recorded version—even though if she had just lip-synched with a little more enthusiasm, and perhaps lost a few more pounds before her performance, she would have been hailed as making a great comeback.
And she did so displaying a great body, but one that looks like it's carried two kids, which is more of a reality show than the MTV audience is used to seeing. The reviews of that body were weirdly harsh. *(But isn't it fascinating that
entire articles were devoted to Britney's body?)
So Britney Spears treated MTV and its audience with contempt. Isn't that exactly what we deserve?


Britney Spears' full-bodied commentary on American pop culture.The funny thing is,
the song's actually pretty good....How can you not like that, "It's Britney, bitch," and the little giggle that follows?