Shots In The Dark
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
  Quote for the Day

Will have to control myself when I see you, first the urge will be to rip your clothes off, throw you on the ground, and love the hell out of you.

—An e-mail from Air Force captain Colleen Shipman to astronaut Bill Oefelein, two of the three members of the NASA love triangle.

Make your own rocket/blast-off/orbit/ignition/reentry joke here.....
  12:09 PM  
Comments:
Don't you "love" the way middlebrow Americans, even in the throes of sexual passion, can't bring themselves to say the word "fuck"!
# posted by Anonymous : March 6, 2007 1:49 PM
 
Oh, I don't know; I kind of like "love the hell out of you."
# posted by Richard Bradley : March 6, 2007 1:50 PM
 
"FUCK" is much better.
# posted by Anonymous : March 6, 2007 3:55 PM
 
Well, each to his/her own.
# posted by Richard Bradley : March 6, 2007 4:10 PM
 
Anon 1, your mom's middlebrow.
# posted by Anonymous : March 6, 2007 6:10 PM
 
What pleasure do you take in offending other people's mothers?
Let's hope you have good memories of your own.
# posted by Anonymous : March 6, 2007 9:39 PM
 
He remembers his mother, but he doesn't remember his father, because he's a test tube baby who wasn't the product of love/fucking.
# posted by Anonymous : March 7, 2007 2:24 PM
 
What a weird comment that last one was. It's hilarious, I periodically drop the intentionally immature "your mom" comment on this blog, usually in response to a particularly snobby or needlessly elitist remark precisely because, like clockwork, it always seems to really rattle one or two people like the odd ball above. They actually take it seriously and shoot back with sad, spittle-ridden retorts. You awkward Ivy League types, you would have never lasted a week on the school yards of the real world. The whole point of the "your momma" comment is to get you to show your own ass by taking it personally. And it always works here.
# posted by Anonymous : March 7, 2007 2:52 PM
 
Come on, people. Can't we just love the hell out of each other?
# posted by Richard Bradley : March 7, 2007 2:57 PM
 
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