How Harvard Does PR
A poster below brings
an absolutely hilarious aside in a Crimson piece to my attention.
Reporter Rachel Pollack apparently came into possession of a Harvard report on a new system of advising undergraduates.
The report says advising could vary significantly between Houses, resident deans may be overburdened with other responsibilities, and the House tutoring staff might need to be reorganized.
Nothing scandalous, right? Just a little honesty about the potential liabilities of the new system.
But the Harvard administration finds the disclosure of such candor threatening....
Presented with the report in an interview with The Crimson, Associate Dean of Advising Programs Monique Rinere asked to see the original document several times, then refused to return it. FAS spokesman Robert P. Mitchell, who was present at the interview, said at the time that Rinere had the right to keep the document because she said it originally belonged to her. According to the report, one option under consideration was to hire a new residential dean for each House assigned exclusively to first-semester sophomores. This plan was eventually abandoned, perhaps for its cost; in total, the College would pay an estimated $1 million in salaries.
Oh, dear. You people....
Okay, here's what happens now.
Dean Riners, you make a personal apology to the
Crimson, saying that you were caught off-guard and you overreacted. (This is a really cool thing—it's called "the truth.")
Then you sit down and give the paper an honest interview in which you say, look, advising is a really tough challenge, everyone knows that, and we think this new program is a good approach, but we also want to be fully prepared for anything and everything that can go wrong. This report doesn't mean that those things will happen, it means that we take every possibility seriously enough to examine it in writing, because we think that's the best thing for the students.
Robert Mitchell...first, untie the
knots from your tongue. Then report for
your new job with Alberto Gonzalez.
Honestly, Harvard—Larry Summers is gone. (Well, kind of.) You don't have to act like this any more....