The Crimson's New Cop
The Crimson has an ombudsman! The Crimson has an ombudsman!
The only problem is, he seeems to have adopted that sage-but-reasonable tone of ombudsmen everywhere.
For example...in his first column, he picks a juicy topic: an article about students who participate in medical experiments, which highlighted one particularly curious example of a student forced to live in a room in Mass General for five days with "dim, unchanging light."
The ombudsman, an HLS student and former reporter named Michael Kolber,
sniffs a rat .
Kolber points out that the student says he was paid $250, or $50 a day, for his participation, which is obviously absurd, if only for the reason that when you figure what it costs him to go to Harvard for five days, he (or his parents, anyway) would be losing a substantial amount of money. Which would make the student in question an idiot, who therefore could not have gotten into Harvard.
Kolber called the student, who answered evasively and then hung up the phone.
Kolber writes:
The trouble with the article is the complete credence The Crimson gave to a story that had some fairly far-fetched sounding elements. The reporter should have attempted to contact the hospital or the researcher to verify the story. At minimum, the story should have contained some context for the experiment, perhaps a doctor discussing the potential health impacts of repeatedly being a test subject. Or, The Crimson could have discussed the review process that all experiments involving human subjects must undergo. The reporter did none of this, nor did his editors ask him to.
Well...yes. But no. The trouble with the article is that this part of it is obviously complete bullshit. Kolber should have explicitly stated his concern that this anecdote is fraudulent. Obviously, I think it is, and I suspect he does too. Doesn't the ombudsman have the obligation to come out and say that he thinks a story is fake?
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P.S. As a favor to the new ombudsman—because that's the kind of blogger I am— I offer this constructive suggestion: When critiquing a specific article, add the relevant hyperlink to the online version of your column so that readers can read the article in question....