Meanwhile, in Animal News
Florida cops pulled
a naked crackhead named Adrian J. Apgar from the jaws of an alligator.
I don't really need to say any more than that, do I?
Meanwhile, at SeaWorld in San Diego,
a killer whale tried to drown her trainer, then decided to let him go.
Killer whales are cool—I saw some in Puget Sound, once, and they really are awesome—but they have a little bit of a sadistic streak, you know? Have you ever seen that video of killer whales hunting seals in the surfline, flinging them around like flapjacks? Or that video of killer whales chowing on a baby whale, which they separated from its mother by repeatedly jumping on it and trying to drown it? Yuk.
I'll tell you, I'd rather swim with sharks than killer whales any day....
