At Dartmouth, Girls Just Wanna Get Drunk
Local cops arrested eleven Dartmouth women, members of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who got drunk and went roller-skating.
Or, possibly, the other way around.
Kappa President Whitney Dickerson '07 initially refused to answer questions regarding the incident because she was "working on gathering the facts," according to the college paper, The Dartmouth.
(How quickly young people pick up the obfuscatory habits of their elders!)
(Plus: What a shocker that the sorority president is named Whitney Dickerson.)
Three of the women had to be taken to the hospital, they were so drunk.
This is a situation which produces deep ambivalence in the irresponsible observer (i.e., me).
Obviously, people should not get so drunk that they have to be hospitalized. They should get less drunk.
On the other hand, there's a lot to like about sorority women getting loaded and going roller-skating....
I mean, it's kind of sweet...
Thankfully, the incident doesn't appear to have put a damper on Dartmouth's partying spirit:
It's Homecoming Weekend!
