Who do you like more -- Kyle Paxman or the subterranean albino monster?
 

It's not a question of liking one more than the other, it's a question of can we live without either. Kyle Paxman and the subterranean albino monster represent alternative visions of humanity, the yin and yang of the human psyche, the light and the dark of human existence. If we must have the monster, we must also have Kyle Paxman. But is the converse true? The future of humanity may depend on the answer to that question.
 

The answer is yes. The theorem can be stated as follows: Kyle Paxman = temptation = sex = pleasure = guilt = sin = retribution = substerranean albino monster. It is a closed loop, my friend, ending in the belly of the beast.
 

Maybe it's time for a two-week furlough, for the blog and its readers. It's getting too profound for me.
 

A question for Anon 1:33pm - As the Zen master says, "If you stop reading the blog, will the blog still be there?"
 

Would it be possible for you to have a bigger crush on her Rich...not that she isn't crushworthy.