Germaine Greer Kicks Steve Irwin When He's, Um, Dead
It had to happen: The sorrow over
Steve Irwin's death was just too great, and so someone was going to have to come along and rain on his funeral parade. Now Germaine Greer, Australian feminist scholar,
has trashed Irwin, accusing him of invading animals' space for the sake of being macho.
She writes:
There was no habitat, no matter how fragile or finely balanced, that Irwin hesitated to barge into, trumpeting his wonder and amazement to the skies. There was not an animal he was not prepared to manhandle. Every creature he brandished at the camera was in distress. Every snake badgered by Irwin was at a huge disadvantage, with only a single possible reaction to its terrifying situation, which was to strike. Easy enough to avoid, if you know what's coming. Even my cat knew that much. Those of us who live with snakes, as I do with no fewer than 12 front-fanged venomous snake species in my bit of Queensland rainforest, know that they will get out of our way if we leave them a choice. Some snakes are described as aggressive, but, if you're a snake, unprovoked aggression doesn't make sense. Snakes on a plane only want to get off. But Irwin was an entertainer, a 21st-century version of a lion-tamer, with crocodiles instead of lions.
Now, she concludes,
the animal world has finally taken its revenge on Irwin, but probably not before a whole generation of kids in shorts seven sizes too small has learned to shout in the ears of animals with hearing 10 times more acute than theirs, determined to become millionaire animal-loving zoo-owners in their turn.
Ouch. That Germaine Greer—she floats like a butterfly, stings like—well, like a stingray. With words that break your heart when you pull out the barbs...
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P.S. Is Greer a mother? Because if she is, she is also a MILF.

P.P.S. Interestingly, editing of
her Wikipedia page is currently disabled "due to recent vandalism."
She is certainly taking some heat for her piece on Irwin. Some, however,
are defending her.