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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
  What a Sturgeon!*
On the Swannee River near Wildwood, Florida, yesterday, a four-foot long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit a man riding a jet-ski. The man had to be airlifted to the hospital.

To which one can only say, good for the sturgeon....


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A sturgeon and his special friend.
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* With apologies to E.B. White.
 
Comments:
Oh my God I love this! Made me laugh while sitting in the airport. Figures I'd be flying today. Air travel is just no fun anymore!
 
I'm heading off for an ocean vacation in a few days. I'm going to rent me a jetski and see if I can score one for the human race!
 
Flying today? Good luck with that. But at least you won't be falling out of the sky like little pieces of confetti.
 
My father was one of those little pieces of confetti.
 
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