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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
  Things Are a Little Slow This Morning...
...because last night, my friend Lesley Dalton took me to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers play at Irving Plaza. You popular music fans out there will understand that this is a bit like seeing U2 play in your high school gym—it's very rare to see a band that good and that popular play a place so small.

I imagine the show will be written up in the Times on Wednesday, but here are my thoughts. I am still recovering, so they may not be coherent.

1) These guys rock. Part of the power of their performance, as is the case with so many great bands, is knowing that they lived the life of rock stars—drugs, debauchery, etc.—and that they're still alive is something of a miracle. One has the sense that they are playing on borrowed time, which does add depth to the performance. The band is clean now, and that's a good thing. But they could tell some stories...and in their songs, they do.

2) Flea is out of control. That man scares me.

3) John Frusciante is really one of the great guitar players in rock. V. glad he didn't die. Let's hope he's off heroin forever.

4) That lovely Ralph Lauren model was in the crowd...you know the one....




5) Thanks to the man behind me who offered to share his joint. I haven't done that in a long time—a long, long time—but it was thoughtful of you to offer.

6) The new stuff from Stadium Arcadium? Really good. But you just can't get any better than a rocking performance of "Give It Away." (Hum it once—you won't be able to stop.)

7) I know it's uncool...but it is pretty great to be able to take a picture with your cellphone.




8) One quibble: Guys, that was a little loud. It's ten hours later, and my ears are still ringing.

9) Has anyone else noticed that the drummer looks like Will Ferrell?

10) I met Lesley back when she worked for a Republican congressman who wanted to abolish the Federal Reserve and take the country back to the gold standard. Now she works at Warner Music, lives on the lower East Side, and goes to Red Hot Chili Pepper concerts. Does that say something about the direction our culture is going? Or is it just inevitable Washington burnout?

11) No, they did not play "Under the Bridge," and yes, Lesley, I do owe you a beer for that. On the other hand, if you could get a copy of that picture with me and the Space Needle guy, I'd appreciate it.

12) For someone who's never connected with American Idol, and always wonders how you can see a concert where the musicians don't play and the singer isn't really singing, it's enormously affirming to see a live band play so well—and to see a crowd of fans who really appreciate it. I saw Madonna a few years back, and distinctly remember a moment where she was writhing on the ground, mouth closed, and the vocals continued unabated. Depressing. But the Chili Peppers—intensely physical, spontaneous, energetic, exhausting, intense, and powerful.

13) In short, pretty great.
 
Comments:
That lovely model is around nineteen, Rich. I met her with
(her) Mother on a Ralph Lauren
shoot about a year ago. Young-ish,
perhaps?
 
In my observation, 19 is not too young (for him).

Rich, did you inhale?
 
I did inhale, yes, but only from the air around me. Everyone who breathed inhaled, if you know what I mean.

For the record, 19 is not too young to describe as lovely, but is too young for anything else. Although I have at least one friend who would disagree with that.
 
I think it's probably more accurate to say that one of your friends has the courage to disagree with that publicly; the rest do so privately.
 
Actually, if I'm who you're referring to, I would definitely say 13 is too young (ahem), but 19 is not, unless we're talking about marriage, in which case I would agree.
 
How can I say if you're the one I'm referring to when you don't leave your name?
 
I am certainly the friend Rich is describing and this is my first post on the subject. We wake up a little later here on the west coast. I've known some old 19 year olds and some very young 30 year olds. Age is a number...get over it...
 
No, you're not the one he's referring to (narcissist!), I am. The fact is, 19 isn't too young, never has been, and neither Rich nor anyone else should pretend otherwise. Of course, it's important not to mistake a 13 year old for a 19 year old (ahem), but outside that fire away.
 
This is retarded, because the truth of the matter is that unless
you're a rock star, a movie star, athlete, or a fabulously successful "civilian", NO dude over the age of 35 is going to get
near the likes of a "lovely" one like her. Nor any other 19 year old, unless she occupies a seat in your History class. That said, playing "Daddy" is a natural function of your standard middle aged crisis. Enjoy "Boys"...
 
So very cranky! Perhaps you should join Prof. Blaine's "all men are rapists" club.
 
chad smith does not look like will farrell. you were contact stoned, dude.
 
Did the 6:05 poster mean "Enjoy, 'Boys'" or "Enjoy Boys" ? I assume, the former, but that comma was missing, and there is a big difference, no?
 
Wait a minute, is this a gay blog?
 
...Not that there is anything wrong
with it.
 
It's interesting that a picture
of a young, stunning girl has
inspired such discourse!
 
While it's possible that I was contact-stoned, I still think that Chad Smith and Will Ferrell kinda look alike.

And the image of a beautiful woman has always inspired conversation, no?
 
How about a picture of a beautiful
man?
 
I appreciate the sentiment, Rich
but the beautiful woman is a
nineteen year old Ralph Lauren
model: SO inspired.
 
I'm tempted to say, look under "pics" to your left, but I think that would get me in trouble.

If the occasion, uh, arises, I will post a photo of a beautful man.
 
...and it doesn't hurt your blog
nor your male blogging readers
to feast their eyes on her,
right?
 
Hey,I looked under "pics" to the
left and I don't see how anything
I saw would get YOU into trouble.
What gives?
 
I get it! You're clever and cute.
Truly.
 
And you are kind and generous. Thank you.
 
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