The Coyote is Captured
Sadly.
Apparently some people feel this is
good news for dogs in Central Park. This is silly, of course, since dogs in Central Park are generally either in an enclosed run or on a leash and, in any event, are always in proximity to humans—and coyotes are shy animals who steer clear of people.
In any case, it's my opinion that any dog small enough to make a coyote meal probably ought to be a coyote meal—this
whole small dog thing has gotten way out of hand. Serve 'em up, I say.

One of these should be food for coyotes.....