Oh, Deer
In Orinda, California,
a rampaging deer is attacking dogs. It's gored one to death and wounded three others.
No word on whether the victims were lap dogs.
"We're being held hostage by a rogue deer," resident Lou Pimentel told the San Jose Mercury News. Pimentel has stopped walking his Jack Russell terrier since the attacks. "I like deer. It's peaceful to know you live where deer can roam. But it's very different when you worry about your dog being killed."
Oh, yes. It is different when you worry about your dog being killed. Everything is different when you worry about your dog being killed.
State game wardens have dispatched local hunters on a search-and-deerstroy mission.
