10 Questions for Marvin Levine...
...Supervising Investigator, New York State Liquor Authority
212-961-8377
1) How exactly did it "come to your attention" that Pam's Real Thai was allowing diners to bring in their own alcohol, despite not having a liquor license?
2) So what if we did?
3) Have you ever had spicy green chicken curry without a nice Thai beer to wash it down with? No, I didn't think so.
4) Did you force Pam's Real Thai to include your legalistic notices in its menu as some sort of public humiliation?
5) Just who made you the judge of Pam's Real Thai? That's kind of like playing God, don't you think?
6) I'll bet you don't even like beer, do you? Or puppies. Or little kids.
7) The fact that it was my friend Peter's 50th birthday doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Heartless bastard.
8) Do you feel that Rudy Giuliani a) went too far in cracking down on New York nightlife, or b) lacked the nerve to show those lunatics that they can't get away with their desperate little schemes for drinking beer and having fun?
9) Do you know what a blog is, Mr. Levine? Do you?
10) By the way...is it a federal crime to drink beer on a stoop across the street from a public high school? Just wondering.
